Fact-Pak Funnies
Some cute answers quizzers have given to the Bible Fact-Pak questions

Q: "Where did Jesus live..."
A: (pause) "In a house."
It sure was hard on us adults to keep going after that!

Q: Who was Joseph’s first master in Egypt?
A: (To help the quizzer remember, her mother told her to visualize a “pot of fur.” However, her visual image was a little off.) Pot of feathers!

Q: Why were Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego thrown into the fiery furnace?
A: Because they refused to sing the bunny song.

Q: What gifts were given to Jesus by the Wise Men?
A: Gold, Frankenstein, and Myrrh

Q: What two cities did God destroy with fire because of their great wickedness?
A: Sodom and Gotham

Q: Which commandment protects the sacredness of marriage?
A: Thou shalt not kill.

Q: (As completed by the quizzer) Which of the Ten Commandments protects our right to commit adultery?

Q: What feast did God institute to commemorate the Israelites’ deliverance from Egypt?
A: Leftovers

Q: Which apostle betrayed Jesus?
A: Judas A-scared-idiot

Q: What was Jesus’ last command to His apostles before His ascension?
A: Do not leave until you become Catholics.

Q: Which commandment protects the sacredness of marriage?
A: You shall not admit adultery.

Q: What two appointments will all people keep?
A: Christmas and Easter

Q: How important is church attendance?
A: Very

Q: What strange gift did King Herod give to his stepdaughter?
A: The face of John the Baptist

Q: What promise did God make to Moses at the burning bush?
A: That he would deliver the kids of Israel out of Egypt

Q: By what miracle did Israel leave the land of Egypt?
A: The parting of the Red River (spoken by someone from Texas)

Q: Who is the Head of the Church?
A: My dad

Q: How many books are in the Old Testament?
Quizzer: I believe it was Green 4.
Quizmaster: Green 39.
(Once the laughter subsided, a new question was read for the Green team.)

Q: What was Jesus’ first miracle?
A: Turning the water into wine at Belshazzar’s drunken party

Q:: When did David say life begins?
A: At retirement. That’s what my dad says!

Q: Who were the three sons of Noah?
A: Ham, Jam, and Bread

Q: Why were Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego thrown into the fiery furnace?
A: Because they would not bow down to the chocolate bunny.